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EBW Episode 10, Part 1

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Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling: Episode ten.  Remember the Name!

Instead of getting right to the usual pyro and rock, the camera cuts in on the Outer Senshi's locker room.  Pluto, Uranus, Neptune and Saturn are all putting the finishing touches on their Senshi outfits.  General Manager Chiyo-Chan walks into the locker room.

Chiyo: Hi!  Congratulations, Pluto, on winning the #1 Contendership last week.

Pluto: Thank you, G.M. Mihama.  I think you'll find that, unlike the Inner Senshi, we prefer to do things differently... we won't be interfering in each other's matches.  We prefer to fight with honor.  I didn't deliver that prophecy last week just for my own health.

Chiyo: I know, and I appreciate that.  I hope you've all heard the news... in an effort to help get the Tag Titles and Hardcore Title a little more airtime and help elevate the Heart of Japan title, the Tag Team and Hardcore titles are going to be defended twice a month, instead of just once a month at the Pay-Per-Views.  Since Uranus and Neptune were the only other tag team when I made this decision, before the Roster Shuffle, they're getting a Tag Team title shot against FLCL tonight.

Neptune: Many thanks, Miss Mihama.

Uranus: Damn straight.  One shot's all we're gonna need.

Chiyo: And next week, to thank Cowboy Bebop and Ukyo for their help fighting Sailor Moon and the Inner Senshi... no offense, I know you guys are kinda friends... Forte Stollen's gonna defend her title against Radical Edward and Ukyo Kuonji.  So no title shot yet, Saturn... but you are taking on Hell Girl in our opening match tonight.  I figured you'd want a match with her after how last week's match ended.  Plus whoever wins is going to be in serious consideration for a title shot.

Saturn: Just point me in her direction.

Chiyo: And that leads to tonight's main event... Sailor Pluto, you and Ukyo Kuonji are in a tag match tonight against the champions you'll be facing for the Heart of Japan Title in three weeks and the Hardcore Title next week, Osaka and Forte Stollen.  A big hardcore tag match!  In fact, except for the opening match, every match scheduled tonight is a tag match!  Any questions?

Pluto: G.M. Mihama... if I may ask, when Ryoko forfeited her shot at the #1 Contendership last week, and you and her went backstage to talk... just what did you discuss?

Chiyo: Oh, she wanted to sign a match for the Pay-Per-View.  You know how Osaka has been talking about there's too much anger and hatred in the EBW?  Well, the biggest feud of all is finally going to come to an end.  Ryoko sacrificed her shot at #1 Contendership this cycle, so she's going to wrestle Ayeka at the Pay-Per-View.  We'll finally settle this thing and move on with our lives!

The Outer Senshi look at the smiling Chiyo-Chan in shock as the camera cuts to the arena area.  Pyro and rock music burst out as Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling is on the air for another week.

Konata: Whoa!  Some blockbuster announcements to kick off the show!  Welcome to Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling, live from the EBW Arena in the heart of Japan.  Konata Izumi, your lucky star, on commentary, and yes, I'm fine after almost getting flattened by Ayanosuke driving Major Kusanagi through the announce table last week.  And the card is shaping up for our next Pay-Per-View, "Session 13".  Osaka will defend the Heart of Japan against Sailor Pluto, and we just found out that Ryoko will take on owner Princess Ayeka!  Ayeka must be pissed; this was signed last week while Ayeka was suspended for... hey, if Ayeka is the owner of EBW, who's got the power to suspend her?  The plot thickens... and in her absence, the big Roster Shuffle happened where we met a very emotion-driven and very dangerous ninja named Ayanosuke.  But tonight, the main event is HoJ Champion Osaka and Hardcore Champion Forte Stollen against Sailor Pluto and Ukyo Kuonji in a hardcore tag match.  Plus, the Tag Team titles are on the line for the first time on free television.  But we kick off tonight with a hardcore grudge match.

Sailor Saturn slowly makes her way to the ring, but stops at the apron.  She reaches underneath the ring and starts tossing whatever weapons she can reach into the ring... chairs, ladders, tables, the usual.

Konata: Two weeks ago at "Love & Justice", Hell Girl saves Chibimoon from Rena Ryuuguu because Rena had racked up 'bad karma'.  Last week, in the middle of a scheduled match, Hell Girl pins Chibimoon, who was only here for one night only, to win the match for the newcomers' team.  And at the end, Saturn accidentally hit Chibimoon with her high-flying finisher.  While I can't blame Hell Girl for rolling out of the way, this match should be good and violent.  I should probably wear a poncho for this one.

The lights go out suddenly as Hell Girl's theme plays.  Several seconds later, the lights come back on and Hell Girl is standing in the middle of the ring, in the middle of the weapons.  Unfazed, Sailor Saturn rolls into the ring, grabbing a Singapore cane and staring Hell Girl down.

Konata: It's Hell Girl vs. the Senshi of Destruction.  Hardcore action coming your way!

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Saturn gripped the Singapore Cane hard, staring at Hell Girl, who simply stared back.  Saturn lifted the cane above her head, but before she could bring it down, Hell Girl kicked Saturn in the stomach, nailed her in the face with her forearm, and grabbed the cane herself.  She swung hard, nailing Saturn in the back with the cane a few times before tossing it aside.  As Saturn recovered from the caning, Hell Girl calmly set up a wooden table in the middle of the ring.  She almost went to put Saturn on it, but had a different idea, and grabbed another table.  She unfolded the legs and sat the table on top of the other table.  But this took too much time, and as soon as Hell Girl had turned back to face Saturn, she had a steel chair.  Saturn proceeded to nail Hell Girl right in the head with the chair, sending her to the mat.

Using deep reserves of strength, Saturn lifted Hell Girl's body on top of the table-on-table structure, hitting her with the chair again for good measure.  Holding her back in pain, Saturn started to climb up on the turnbuckle, but decided that wouldn't give her enough space.  She leapt off and stood up a ladder from the pile of weapons she'd thrown into the ring. Saturn looked down, took a deep breath, and leapt off.  She backflipped in the air, tucking her knees to her chest and then untucking them in her finisher, the Shooting Saturn Press.  But setting up the ladder took too long and the second Saturn was airborne, Hell Girl rolled off of the table.  Saturn ended up diving and crashing through both the top and bottom tables by herself!  After that, all Hell Girl had to do was pick Saturn up, lift her up in the Powerbomb position, lift her all the way up and slam her down, executing the "Straw Doll Powerbomb" in the wreckage of the tables.  One pinfall later, Ai Enma had beaten Hotaru Tomoe.

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Konata: There's a reason they call them 'high-risk maneuvers', Saturn.  Hell Girl gets a victory, and you think this has to help make her a title contender.  Although the Hardcore Title will be defended next week, as Forte Stollen defends the title against Radical Edward and Ukyo Kuonji.

Neptune and Uranus emerge from the crowd, jumping over the guard rail as the referee and ring crew clear the ring of weapons, both intact and broken.  They stand in front of Saturn to guard her, but Hell Girl makes no indication that she wants to follow up.  Hell Girl simply rolls out of the ring and makes her way back up the ramp as the camera cuts to the Outer Senshi's locker room, where Pluto alone is watching the small television in the back, looking over a slip of paper.

Pluto: It's going to be alright, Hotaru... you'll forge your own place soon...

The door opens, and the owner of Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling, Princess Ayeka, emerges and steps in.

Pluto: Princess Ayeka, welcome back.  I trust you learned something from your suspension?

Ayeka: It's just as well; I had to take care of some business back on Jurai.  I am still a princess, after all.  And I heard that General Manager Mihama took quite a bit of liberty with her temporary power of ownership.

Pluto: She had to.  We had just come off of "Love & Justice", the Inner Senshi were all fired, it was the big Roster Shuffle... plus, she had to start the ball rolling for our next Pay-Per-View.

Ayeka: Yes, yes.  The Pay-Per-View is going to be called "Session 13", by the way.  And the main event... that slip of paper.  That's the contract you won for #1 Contendership last week, correct?  Would you please allow me to look it over?  Chiyo Mihama may be a child genius, but it takes experience to cultivate things like contract-writing skills.

Pluto nods, handing the contract to Princess Ayeka.  She looks at it for a few seconds... then proceeds to tear it to shreds.  Asuka Langley storms into the room and violently kicks Pluto in the stomach.  She wraps one arm around the back of Pluto's neck and shoves both her arms upwards between each of Pluto's arms and her torso.  Asuka violently drops backwards, pulling Sailor Pluto down in her finisher, the ALS DDT, a finisher that was a shock to one's future, amplified even further by the fact that Pluto's head hit the hard, cold tiles of the locker room floor.

Konata: This is sick!  The rest of the Outer Senshi can see this on the Jumbotron out here... remember, the Jumbotron essentially shows what the crowd at home sees.  They're in the ring, and can't do anything about it.

Ayeka: When Asuka Langley Soryu ascended to the position of 'chosen one', I handed her the #1 Contendership.  And since that predates you winning the bread eating contest, your title shot will have to wait until a future Pay-Per-View.  Asuka will be the one who defeats Osaka at "Session 13", and finally this company will have a champion it can be proud of.  And since you're not the #1 Contender at "Session 13" anymore, you don't need to be in the main event tonight.  Miss Langley will be taking your place.  Just like she'll win the Heart of Jurai... Heart of Japan.  Just like she'll defeat you when you decide to cash in your future title shot.  I won't make the same mistake I made with Sailor Moon.

Asuka Langley Soryu glares down at an unconscious Pluto as Ayeka gives out her trademark sadistic laugh.  The camera cuts to the ring, where Uranus and Neptune are watching the events on the Jumbotron in shock as EMTs lead Saturn out through the crowd.

Konata:  This is a blatant abuse of power.  If this is how Princess Ayeka treats people in her company, I wonder how her subjects on Jurai must suffer.  You think maybe a revolution is in order?  I'll bring the s'mores.

Uranus and Neptune nod to each other and start to leave the ring, but the referee stops them... suddenly, FLCL's theme music plays and Harahara Haruko and Samejima Mamimi come riding down the entrance ramp on their Vespa, holding the Tag Team titles.  The second the Vespa is shut off at ringside, Mamimi and Haruko roll into the ring and toss their Tag Team titles at the ring crew standing on the outside.  The two immediately start brawling with Uranus and Neptune.

Konata: What a horrible night to have a Tag Team title shot.

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Unfortunately, the 'cousins' had more pressing business to attend to, as the Tag Team titles were on the line for the first time on free television.  After the referee broke up the brawl, it was decided that Neptune and Haruko would start.  Haruko let off a couple of good punches before Neptune grabbed her by the arm and yanked her down to the mat hard, wrapping her arm around Haruko's and pulling it hard in a powerful Armbar hold.  It was a good ten seconds before Haruko was able to yank her arm free, and she got to her feet, sending a powerful kick at Neptune.  Neptune grabbed her foot, however, and spun around, sending Haruko spiraling to the mat with a Dragon Screw.  With Haruko on her back, Neptune climbed onto Haruko's back facing the same opposite she was, grabbed one of Haruko's feet in each arm, and viciously pulled backwards in a standard Boston Crab submission attack.  Haruko had just enough strength to straighten out her legs, however, which sent Neptune spinning forward... as Mamimi, on the apron, shot out her foot, catching Neptune right in the mouth.

Haruko stomped on Neptune's ribs a couple of times before tagging Mamimi in.  She whipped Neptune into the ropes, but Neptune was able to catch herself and hold onto the far ropes, allowing Uranus to tag in.  With her impressive strength, Uranus grabbed Mamimi with both hands and lifted her above her head!  But before Uranus could slam her down, Haruko ran in and kicked Uranus in the chest, forcing her to fall down to the mat and Mamimi to land on top of her.  The referee started to count the pin, but only got to a two-count before Uranus tossed Mamimi off of her.  Uranus wrapped her arms around Mamimi and got her in a crippling Bear Hug, squeezing the life out of her and preparing for the Kissing Cousins finisher.  But before Neptune could get in to do her part, Mamimi headbutted Uranus, making her let go.

A groggy Uranus extended her arm out to slam Mamimi in the head with a powerful Clothesline attack... but as Uranus was still a bit disoriented from the headbutt, Mamimi had enough time to duck, and as Neptune was in the ring after the failed Kissing Cousins attempt, Uranus ended up striking her own lover!

Uranus looked down at Neptune in shock... but didn't have enough time to register what was going on as Haruko climbed into the ring.  She grabbed Uranus by the arm and tossed her into the ropes.  On the rebound, she grabbed her by the waist and tossed her above her head, in the air where Mamimi was waiting to hook her arm around Uranus' neck on the way down.  The devastating Suplex/Neckbreaker finisher, the Atomsk Drop.  One pinfall from Mamimi later and FLCL had another successful title defense under their belt.

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Konata: A little miscommunication can go a long way.  Say what you want about FLCL, they certainly work well as a team.  Probably why they're still Tag Team champions.

Mamimi and Haruko grab their belts from the ring crew on the outside and hop on the Vespa, speeding up the ramp, Haruko giving Uranus and Neptune the finger and Mamimi lighting a cigarette as they disappear through the entrance curtain.  Uranus almost seems to be in tears as she kneels down next to Neptune, holding her and waiting for her to wake back up.  The camera cuts to a close-up to Konata Izumi, sitting at the announcer's desk, wearing the announcer's headset that gives her an ear to the media room in case new information comes in and the microphone built in so that only the TV audience can hear what she says.  And of course, a small pile of Choco-Cornets and energy drinks to snack on.  It takes her a second to realize that she's being focused on.

Konata: Oh... by the way, if anyone was wondering, after Ayanosuke drove Major Kusanagi through the announcer's table after that Hurrikenrana off the ladder, I'm just fine.  Got out of the way at the last second.  I'm good.

Konata takes a big bite of her Choco-Cornet and a gulp of her energy drink.

Konata: The people in the media room are telling me through my headset that that's not the announcement I was supposed to make.  Thanks for caring, girls.  The announcement?... that's it!  How could I have forgotten?  Next week is a special extra-long Supershow!  To help promote "Session 13" in three weeks, next week is going to be an All-Hardcore extravaganza!  All our big stars are gonna be there, there's gonna be the Hardcore Title match between Forte Stollen, Radical Edward and Ukyo Kuonji, something called a "Winner Plays, Loser Pays" match, and I'm told our Heart of Japan champion Osaka is going to be in the main event.  We got permission from the network to go longer than usual next week, so not only are we bringing you five matches instead of the usual three or four, but every single match is going to be a Hardcore match!  So tune in next week!  Well, actually, we really want you to tune in every week, but next week's gonna be more violent than usual.  I know I'll be watching!  Of course, that's because they pay me.  In Choco-Cornets and energy drinks.  Hey, I'm not complaining... I've got the best seat in the house.  We'll be right back!

Konata gives a big thumbs-up as the camera cuts to a break.
Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling, Episode Ten, Part One

"Remember The Name"
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