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EBW Forever Night 1, Part 2

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Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling: Episode twenty-six.

The Final Pay-Per-View: EBW Forever: Night One!

The camera fades in to Haruka Gracia's office.  The lunar-busted owner of EBW sits behind her desk, facing Ukyo Kuonji, who looks at her carefully.

Konata: Welcome back to EBW Forever: Night One.

Ukyo: So those three figures in all black last week, the ones who were hanging out in the rafters... that was Those Who Decide Such Things?

Haruka: That's what I'm led to believe.  Three people who truly own and run Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling, but only step in if there's some grand injustice or disaster.  It's the first time I've seen any of them, actually.  They usually only get in contact with me owner through e-mails.  I'm guessing they came out to supervise that everything at the end goes smoothly.

Ukyo: Yeah, well my focus tonight is on taking care of Princess Ayeka.  Not just for her beating the hell out of me and firing me, but for everything she's done to Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling that I wasn't able to stop.  I just feel so terrible that I wasn't able to do more, but ya know, the day-to-day upkeep of the place really wears on ya.

Haruka nods slightly as the door to the office opens and Lina Inverse steps in, looking concerned.

Lina: Hey, Ukyo... it's not like I've ever been one to snitch, but there's something you've gotta know...

Ukyo looks at Lina with concern as the camera cuts to the ring.  Various weapons have been littered around the ring... mostly steel chairs, a couple kendo sticks, and some other various weapons.  There are four different 'danger zones' on each side of the ground on the outside of the ring... a series of tables on one side, a dumpster on another side, an open casket on another side, and a giant tangle of barbed wire on the fourth side.

Konata: Well, it's time to kick off some Hardcore shenanigans with the Hardcore Checklist match for the Hardcore trophy.  All ten former Hardcore champions will compete... yeah, you heard me, ten people have held the belt in less than a year.  It's all part of the "Hardcore Curse"... nobody has ever successfully defended the Hardcore title.  Ever.

The competitors for the match begin streaming out and down to the ring one-by-one, in the order they won the belt... Agent Paper, Forte Stollen, Radical Edward, Milly Thompson, Sailor Pluto, Ayanosuke, Rena Ryuuguu, Rosette Christopher, Melfina and Utena Tenjou.

Konata: There are eight ways to be eliminated initially... one pinfall, one submission, one KO, and one First Blood.  Then there are the four "danger zones", signifying a Casket Match, a Barbed Wire Deathmatch, a Tables Match and a Dumpster Match.  When only two bishoujo are left, they face off in a Taipei Deathmatch... and if you've never seen a Taipei Deathmatch, let me just say, you're gonna want to stay the hell away from Taipei after this is over.  The Hardcore trophy is on the line!

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As soon as the bell rang, the battle immediately became brutal as almost everybody immediately went for a chair and began swinging.  The clanging of chairs against chairs echoed through the arena, mixed with the occasional crack of one over someone's skull.  Sailor Pluto was the recipient of a crack over the skull, however, from Ayanosuke's kendo stick.  As soon as Pluto was dizzied, the ninja leapt forward in the very little space she had, leapt in the air turning her body horizontal, and spun around in mid-air, cracking Pluto's skull with the Sakon Whirlwind Kick, a spinning kick that sent Pluto flying out of the ring and crashing through the Tables in one of the danger zones, eliminating her straight away.  Forte was distracted by the loud crunch... distracted for long enough that Milly Thompson was able to crack her over the head with a chair.  The force of the gentle giant swinging the chair opened a nasty cut on Forte's forehead, eliminating her by First Blood.

While everyone brawled around her, Radical Edward immediately set her chair up in the middle of the ring.  She rebounded off the far rope, leapt onto the chair, leapt onto the top rope, as if going for the usual Hacker Three-Step.  But she didn't turn around, indicating she was going to Moonsault into the ring.  Rena, however, saw Edward ready to take out the whole group of them and shook the ropes, forcing Edward to stumble and fall off of the ring outside... right into the Barbed Wire danger zone, eliminating her and cutting her skin rather badly.  Sister Rosette ran over to the winded Rena and leapt up with one leg, almost ready to execute the Magdalene kick.  But Utena ran in, tossed Rena aside, and hooked one leg underneath Rosette's exposed leg, hooking Rosette's head under her armpit.  She lifted up backwards, hurling Rosette behind her with a Fisherman's Suplex, sending her tumbling out of the ring, and right into the Casket, eliminating her.  As Melfina looked to see what had happened, Agent Paper stepped in, kicking Melfina in the stomach and doubling her over.  Paper hooked both arms between each of Mel's arms and her torso, locking her hands behind Mel's back and placing Mel's head between her legs as she dropped to her knees, crashing Mel's head into the mat with the Printing Press.  Agent Paper stood back as the referee counted to ten, and Melfina was unable to get back up after a full 10-count, eliminating her via KO rules, leaving only five bishoujo left, as well as Pinfall, Submission and the Dumpster danger zone left as preliminary eliminations.

As Agent Paper turned away from her victory, she turned right into Milly Thompson, who lifted Paper on her shoulders and draped her across her back as if she was doing squats.  She dropped Paper in front of her, face-down, and lifted up one knee so it drilled her in the face with her Double Dollar Stungun finisher.  Milly got a straight-up pinfall, eliminating the first Hardcore champion as Ayanosuke turned to look.  This momentary distraction from the long-forgotten ninja got her a crack over the head from Utena with a kendo stick.  Utena then immediately moved Ayanosuke onto her back and, while Milly watched and Rena rolled out of the ring to get a weapon, Utena placed her leg in between Ayanosuke's legs and turned around, swiveling Ayanosuke's leg around hers.  She immediately dropped to her back, locking Ayanosuke's legs in a '4' as she lifted up her free leg, placing it on the foot of Ayanosuke's twisted leg for leverage with the crippling Duelist Lock.  Ayanosuke struggled to turn around or break free, but in the end the ninja was forced to tap out, being eliminated by submission.

This left Utena, Rena and Milly, and the Dumpster danger zone.  As the EMTs cleared away all the human debris, Utena stood up, walking right into Milly.  Milly grabbed Utena and lifted her over her head, showing her strength... before Anthy Himemiya emerged from the audience.  She stood at ringside and grabbed Milly by the foot, stopping her from throwing Utena just as Rena rolled into the ring... with a 'Barbie', a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.    Rena cracked Milly in the back, causing her back to bleed and for Milly to toss Utena forward anyways, throwing her in the dumpster and eliminating her, leaving only Rena and Milly.  A shocked and terrified Anthy hurriedly climbed into the dumpster to be with Utena as the referee immediately stopped the match and separated the two as a member of the ring crew rolled into the ring to set up the Taipei Deathmatch... holding some wrist tape, some glue and a box of broken glass.

Rena stared on with a sadistic grin and Milly looked on in fear as the ring crew member taped up both of both girls' hands completely with the gauze, then drizzled glue all over it.  The ring crew member then dipped both girls' fists in the box of broken glass, essentially giving them fists of broken glass.  The ring crew took the extra accoutrements out of the ring as the referee called for the bell for the last stage of the match.  But as soon as the bell rang, Milly rolled out of the ring, stating she wanted no part of something this sadistic.  Rena reached up and started scratching her neck compulsively again; opening up a few small cuts on her neck with the Taipei gloves.  She rolled out of the ring and slowly started walking towards Milly, stalking her, but she stopped as soon as she noticed someone standing at ringside... it was Milly's old tag-team partner Meryl Stryfe, the two originally the Bernadelli Insurance Agency, cheering her on from the front row.  Rena stared up at Meryl blankly before thrusting her fist upwards, cutting the hell out of Meryl's face!

Milly looked on in horror as Rena climbed over the barricade and kept punching Meryl with the Taipei glove, causing gouts of blood.  Silly Milly's face showed anger and fury few, if any, had ever seen before as she immediately undid her Taipei gloves, wrapping them around her knee instead.  She ran over to the guard rail and grabbed Rena by her hair, yanking her off of Meryl by pulling her by the hair and setting her on her shoulders.  She dropped Rena forward in another Double Dollar Stungun... but this time, Rena's face hit the Taipei glove wrapped around Milly's knee, cutting her face to shreds.  Milly ran over to her best friend as the referee knelt down, looking at the sadistic Rena gushing blood from her face.  She declared Rena unable to continue, and Milly Thompson was officially the winner of the Hardcore trophy.

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Konata: That was bloody, that was brutal, that was gruesome.  But who would have thought that in the end, 'Silly' Milly Thompson would be standing tall?  That's the power of friendship, I guess.  Technically, she held it the longest... she won it at Session 13, but lost it at the next show, Prayer for Japan.  But she held onto it through all six episodes of EBW Gaiden so, technically, she held it the longest.

The EMT wipes the blood off of Meryl's face, showing Milly that the cuts weren't insanely bad, that Meryl was going to be okay.  Milly hugged her former tag team partner tightly as one of the ring crew undid the Taipei glove from her knee and handed her both a microphone and the Hardcore trophy... a gold trophy wrapped in barbed wire with the golden Gundam on the front of the Hardcore title emblazoned on the cup itself.  Milly grabbed both and looked down at the Hardcore trophy, then at Meryl, who assured her she was going to be okay.

Milly: I... don't really know if I want this.  I mean, I only really got into Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling to be in a tag team with Meryl.  But after we got fired, and I got hired back without Meryl, I felt really worried I was betraying her.  But... you were always there with a visit or a phone call, encouraging me and helping me feel better about the whole situation.  So I won the Hardcore title, lost it, but kept fighting for it because I knew that you were cheering me on.  So this one's for you, Meryl.  Thank you.  If nothing else... this is gonna make a really entertaining Milly's Monthlies for my family back home, right?

Milly gently sits the Hardcore trophy on the guard rail and tosses the microphone away, hugging Meryl tightly.  Rena, however, stands up and glares over at the two, her face absolutely covered in blood.  She stares blankly, her face dripping with blood, and reaches under the ring... pulling out her machete.

Konata: No, this has gotta stop right now.  The match is over, Milly's the winner...

Meryl looks on in fear as Milly steps over the guard rail and out of the audience, staring down at Rena... apparently ready to sacrifice her own life to save Meryl, staring down with determination.  Rena lifts up the machete, ready to strike, but Milly kicks her in the stomach, doubling her over and making her drop the machete.  She grabs Rena by the waist, lifting her up on her shoulders and facing her in the same direction she's looking at.  Getting the cue, Meryl immediately leaps onto the guard rail and extends one arm outwards, leaping off.  Her arm connects with Rena's bloody face, sending her spiraling off of Milly's shoulders and slamming to the ground.

Konata: Before the Original Slayers used it and called it the Dragon Slave, the Bernadelli Insurance Agency called it the Insurance Check.  It didn't win them any matches as a team, but it definitely made its impact tonight.  Congrats to Milly Thompson, winner of the Hardcore trophy.

Stungun Milly grabs the Hardcore trophy and hugs Derringer Meryl tightly again, the two posing for the crowd as the EMTs load Rena Ryuuguu on a stretcher.  The camera cuts to the backstage area, where Ukyo Kuonji is finishing preparing her okonomiyaki cart as Lina Inverse looks on.

Lina: Are you serious?  Even though you know it's gonna be a six-on-one thing, you're still gonna fight her alone?  Are you really that desperate to get your butt handed to you?

Ukyo: They're only slightly worse than the odds you're facing in that Full Moon title match next week.  I've gotta do it... for everyone I've let down.  From the Hardcore and Tag Team division I was watching over, to Chiyo Mihama, who trusted me so much that she gave me this position.

Lina: Well, if you need some backup...

Ukyo: Don't blow any shot you've got at the Full Moon title at my expense.  This ain't your fight.

Lina sighs as Ukyo starts pulling her wooden okonomiyaki cart out of the backstage area, through the entrance curtain.  Lina slowly walks away, disappearing through the left hallway.  From the shadows in the back of the backstage area, the three figures clad in all black bodysuits, black gloves, black boots, black trenchcoats and full black masks hiding every single inch of skin... one who is very tall and buxom, one who is a bit tall and a kind of busty, and one who's small and built like a child... emerge and look in the direction of the entrance curtain.  Their masks muffle their voices beyond recognition.

Largest: Are you absolutely sure that this is the time?  The biggest surprises are usually kept for last.

Smallest: I saw the Jurain female guard on the way up here tonight.  If we don't do it now, it's going to be a massacre.  This has to stop now, as much as it breaks my heart.

Konata: They have to be Those Who Decide Such Things.  You mean we're finally gonna get to see who Those Who Decide Such Things are?  Either way, we'll be right back with Ukyo Kuonji vs. Princess Ayeka, and possibly the Inner Senshi and the Jurian female guard, in a Hardcore match!

The middle one simply nods as the camera fades to a break.
Night One of EBW Forever.

Hardcore Checklist match for the Hardcore Trophy.
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