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Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling: Episode twenty-five. How Long is Forever?
The camera fades in on the ring area, but all the lights are off...except for one light that shines right in the middle of the ring, shining on Konata Izumi, who's got a microphone in her hand.
Konata: Tonight's going to be our final free TV show. And I, on behalf of all of Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling, want to say thank you. Not just our loyal viewers, but to America for hosting us for so long after the earthquake and the tsunami and nuclear disaster that followed. Next week begins the finale, EBW Forever, which will take place in the old EBW Arena, so tonight we not only say goodbye to our TV deal, but goodbye to the Rising Sunshine Arena here in Florida. 26 episodes was kinda planned from the beginning, we didn't expect clearance to do Gaiden as well. EBW Forever, our final show, is going to literally have every single woman who's ever wrestled in an EBW sanctioned match. Ever! That's over 50 girls, by my count. And that's way too much for one night. So our last big announcement is that EBW Forever will be two nights long. Two back-to-back Pay-Per-Views, for the price of one, whether you're watching live on Pay-Per-View or will be in the arena itself. So instead of one more week of action after tonight, you're gonna get two, whether you bought the Pay-Per-View or are gonna be at the event itself, for no extra charge. Your ticket is good for both nights! It's the least we can do in our ongoing quest to give you more than you bargained for. Thank you.
Konata tosses the microphone out of the ring and bows deeply. The lights come back on, and the traditional intro of hard rock, pyro and applause rain out as Konata runs out of the ring and to her announcer's table, putting on her headset. As she adjusts and tests the sound levels, Utena Tenjou emerges, making her entrance. She's followed by Radical Edward and Rosette Christopher, all three holding kendo sticks. The three roll into the ring, Rosette making the sign of the cross and Edward dancing and partying around as Utena strikes a noble pose.
Konata: I'm sorry for being overly dramatic; we're getting to the end, so I thought it'd be a big deal. But what's also a big deal is tonight, we've got an amazing pair of main events tonight... this first half of the night ends with the Hell Correspondence sinking their teeth into the Outer Senshi before their big battle with Saturn, Lain, The Major and the Devil Lady at EBW Forever.
Rena Ryuuguu's music hits, and the Hinamizawa native makes her entrance, followed by the long-forgotten ninja Ayanosuke and the ballistic Angel Brigade member Forte Stollen, all three holding kendo sticks as well. The three roll into the ring, and a six-woman brawl immediately ensues.
Konata: And our final TV main event is epic... Osaka and Ryoko, opponents in the EBW Forever main event, team with #1 Contender Lina Inverse to take on Full Moon champion Sailor Moon... wow, last week, Sailor Moon admitted to some scary stuff, not the least of which is that she pulled the red thread to try to damn Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling to hell... teams with longest reigning champions of any kind in EBW history, the reformed FLCL. Wonder how they're going to work together. Just like I wonder how tonight's participants are gonna work together. It's three on three with all former Hardcore champions!
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As with most hardcore tag matches where tags were actually unnecessary, the action quickly split amongst the competitors. As the duel between Radical Edward and Forte Stollen stayed in the ring, two separate brawls spilled out immediately out of the ring. One of these brawls, between two kendo stick wielders Utena Tenjou and Ayanosuke, not only spilled out of the ring, but the two ended up swinging at each other and climbing into the crowd! The crowd in the immediate front row was parted and moved by the ring crew as Utena and Ayanosuke swiftly swung and swiped at each other with their kendo sticks. Eventually Ayanosuke slipped on a spill of someone's drink, giving Utena enough time to crack her sharply over the head with her stick, sending her down to the concrete. She hurriedly tossed her own kendo stick aside and tried to position Ayanosuke's legs in the proper position for the Duelist Lock, but a powerful kick from a downed Ayanosuke sent Utena reeling into the guard rail, and the long-forgotten ninja followed up with a nasty martial arts kick that almost took Utena's head off.
Simultaneously, things weren't looking good in the other pairing that spilled out of the ring, Rena and Sister Rosette. Rosette had grabbed Rena's head and tried to slam it in the back of the steel ring turnbuckle, but Rena slipped out of the grab, ducked behind Rosette, shoved forward and smashed Rosette's face in the turnbuckle instead. A dazed Rosette was helpless as Rena reached underneath the ring, pulling out a baseball bat covered in barbed wire. Rosette turned around just in time for Rena clock her in the face with the bat, sending her to the ground and forcing a gusher of blood from her face.
Back in the ring, Forte was using her strength and size advantage, tossing Edward around like a rag doll. She'd actually gotten Edward over her head, lifting her above her head with a Gorilla Press. Edward was able to wriggle out, however, and dropped behind Forte, shoving her with all her body weight. A surprised Forte staggered forward, stumbling out of the ring.
Ayanosuke, Forte and Rena gathered together outside of the ring. With the last ounce of strength she had, Rosette pulled a steel chair from underneath the ring and tossed it in to Edward. Edward sat it up as Utena grabbed both her and Ayanosuke's kendo sticks, slowly making her way to the group of opponents. Edward bounced off of the far ropes, leapt onto the chair, leapt onto the near ropes, turned around and backflipped in the air, somersaulting backwards with the Hacker Three-Step that slammed into all three of her opponents, knocking them all down! Ayanosuke, after her duel with Utena, was the last of her team to get up, so Edward quickly pinned her. Forte and Rena tried to get up to break the pin, but Utena played Whack-A-Mole with those kendo sticks, cracking them both in the head and sending them both back down as Edward got the pin for her team!
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Konata: Some nice, appetizing Hardcore action to kick off our night. Utena, Edward and Rosette pick up the victory. Although with no Hardcore or Tag Team title, one's gonna wonder what the point is...
Utena and Edward rush back over to Rosette, helping a bloodied Magdalene sister to her feet. Ayanosuke's team slowly rouses as well, and all six turn and look as EBW Owner Haruka Gracia and her lunar bust make their usual spectacular entrance, microphone in hand.
Haruka: Another great match from our underrated Hardcore division. Now yes, Utena did vacate the Hardcore title, but I think the Hardcore division needs to be showcased just like everybody else who's helped make Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling what it is today. So at EBW Forever next week, the first of our two nights will involve a special Hardcore Trophy match. All ten women who have held the Hardcore Title, from Agent Paper all the way to Utena, will fight for a special trophy acknowledging just who the most extreme, most hardcore, most violent bishoujo is. The six of you, plus Melfina, Agent Paper, Milly Thompson and Sailor Pluto will all fight in a 'Hardcore Checklist' match. I'll be shoving several different types of matches together all in one, and you'll have a checklist of ways to eliminate your opponents. So don't worry dearies... EBW truly appreciates Hardcore.
Haruka Gracia smirks and bows as the rest of the former Hardcore champions look at each other. The six of them disperse through the crowd in different directions as the camera cuts to one of the locker rooms... the reunion of the Outer Senshi seems to be a rather chilly one, however, as Saturn and Pluto stand on one side of the locker room, while Uranus and Neptune stand on the other.
Konata: The huge announcements keep on coming. A Hardcore Trophy match at the first night of EBW Forever. I wonder if they're gonna do something like this for the Tag Team titles as well.
Saturn: I... made such huge mistakes. I'm so sorry, Setsuna-sempai. I let darkness creep into my heart again; I hurt Osaka-chan... I guess that's why I agreed to take on the darkness of Hell Correspondence. I shouldn't have blamed you for leaving, Setsuna-Sempai.
Pluto: It's alright, Hotaru-chan... I'm here now. And while I won't be fighting with you at Forever, at least I'll be able to help you tonight. Besides... no offense, but the only reason I left was because I let myself get reckless and got injured. Haruka and Michiru, on the other hand...
Uranus: Shut your damn mouth right now, Pluto. You're lucky I don't knock your head off your shoulders after that guilt trip you tried to lay on us to get us to come back. Neptune and I have some unfinished business with FLCL and Di Gi Charat... that's it.
Neptune: Now come on, sweetheart... let's not fight in front of the children, right? Let's just go out there, plaster on a fake smile and pretend that this is the grand return of the Outer Senshi.
A few tears start to trickle from Saturn's eyes, but she wipes them away and puts on a brave face as the four walk out of the locker room. The camera cuts to the arena itself, where Hell Girl, Asuka Langley Soryu and Panty & Stocking are making their entrance.
Konata: Some serious cracks in the veneer of the Outer Senshi, but Hell Correspondence seems as tight as ever. Who could have believed that Sailor Moon was the one who pulled the red thread? We're still waiting for Osaka and Ryoko, our main eventers at EBW Forever, to get into the building. But for now, it's Hell Correspondence versus the return of the Outer Senshi!
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As soon as Hell Correspondence was in the ring, the old Outer Senshi theme kicked in, and Saturn's old stable came out for one last big entrance. As much as Saturn wanted to start the match, Pluto insisted that Saturn save her strength for EBW Forever, and started the match off against Asuka Langley Soryu. The former NERV employee started off, trying to take down the massive Pluto with a series of right hands, but Pluto ultimately stopped that with a stiff boot to the face, sending Asuka reeling. Panty and Stocking cursed Pluto out from the apron as Asuka slowly got to her knees. Pluto measured her for another big boot and thrust her leg forward, but Asuka ducked under the leg, got up behind Pluto, wrapped her arms around her waist and lifted up, slamming her to the mat with a Belly-to-Back Suplex. Uranus and Neptune watched detached as Saturn begged for Pluto to get up, and Asuka stomped Pluto in the ribs a couple of times before tagging in Stocking Anarchy.
Stocking immediately ran into the ring and, as Pluto tried to get up, nailed her in the face with a spinning martial arts kick that sent her reeling back to the mat. A couple of kicks to the ribs later, Stocking ran over and climbed onto her team's turnbuckle. As Pluto slowly got to her feet she reached out for a tag... but was so disoriented, she started staggering over to the wrong corner. Panty tagged herself in by slapping her sister's ankle, but not hard enough to knock her off. As Pluto looked up to Stocking on the turnbuckle, she didn't see Panty creep up behind her. Panty suddenly wrapped her arms around Pluto's back as Stocking leapt off of the turnbuckle, extending both legs outwards. She nailed Pluto with a vicious Top Rope Dropkick, and Panty used the momentum to arch backwards, arms still around Pluto's waist as she slammed Pluto's head and shoulders into the mat with a German Suplex. Panty kept the suplex position in, trying to pin Pluto, but Saturn ran in and kicked Panty in the legs, forcing her to break the pinfall attempt.
Stocking immediately rolled into the ring, and the two started double-teaming Pluto as Asuka ran in, assaulting Saturn with some vicious right hands. Eventually Pluto powered out, facing both Anarchy sisters, and punched them both in the gut, doubling them both over. She wrapped one arm around the back of each of their necks and fell backwards, drilling both of their heads into the mat with a Double DDT. As Saturn and Asuka traded punches, Pluto started screaming at Neptune and Uranus to help them out. To her utter shock, the two lovers simply leapt off of the ring apron and walked away from the other Outer Senshi, walking away up the entrance ramp!
As the brawl between Saturn and Asuka spilled outside the ring and Pluto stared as Uranus and Neptune walked out on the Outer Senshi, the Anarchy Sisters slowly got to their feet, Stocking rolling out of the ring as Panty tagged in Hell Girl. The brawl on the outside turned into a three-on-one beating, with the Anarchy Sisters joining in the fray. But the biggest surprise came for Uranus and Neptune... as soon as they were on the entrance stage, Haruhara Haruko emerged with guitar in hand and with one powerful swing, cracked her rock guitar over Neptune's head. Neptune fell into unconsciousness, her forehead bleeding as Uranus glared up at Haruko. Samejima Mamimi emerged from the entrance curtain as well and Uranus smirked, knowing Mamimi would want to take out her former partner. But she was shocked as Mamimi faced away, Haruko wrapped her arms around Uranus and lifted her upwards, tossing her behind her. As Uranus was in mid-air, Mamimi leapt up and wrapped one arm around the front of Uranus' neck, the two slamming her down with the most devastating tag team finisher out there, the Atomsk Drop. It seemed that after their problems and feuding, Mamimi and Haruko were once again on the same page as the two shook hands over the fallen lovers.
As Pluto watched Saturn being battered on the outside and Uranus and Neptune being assaulted on the stage, she ended up taking her eyes off of Hell Girl. Just as she turned to face Ai Enma, the leader of Hell Correspondence replied with a vicious martial arts kick to the gut, doubling Sailor Pluto over. As the reformed FLCL disappeared behind the entrance curtain, Hell Girl grabbed Pluto by the waist and lifted her up so that, shockingly, Pluto was sitting on Hell Girl's shoulders but facing the opposite direction. With her demonic strength, Hell Girl lifted Pluto up as far as her arms would allow her and slammed her down forward, smashing Pluto's back into the mat with the Straw Doll Powerbomb. With nobody to help her out or break up the pinfall, Pluto was pinned, and Hell Correspondence got a massive victory over the Outer Senshi, giving them all the momentum in the world.
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Konata: Saturn better hope that her team at EBW Forever holds up better than the big 'comeback' of the Outer Senshi did tonight, or the soul of the company might be damned to hell. And that would suck.
Hell Girl immediately gets up and rolls Pluto's unconscious body out of the ring as Asuka and the Anarchy sisters roll back in, pulling Saturn with them. Hell Girl watches as the other three mercilessly and violently stomp on Saturn... until the Devil Lady makes her entrance, running to the ring with Lain Iwakura and Major Motoko Kusanagi following behind them. The three make their way into the ring and brawl it out with the Anarchy Sisters and Asuka, giving Saturn enough time to roll out of the ring and lie bloody next to Pluto. The tide seems to be turning... until Princess Ayeka and the Inner Senshi, lead by Sailor Moon, barrel down the entrance ramp and into the ring.
Konata: This sick alliance...
The ten-to-three odds are far too much for Kusanagi, Lain and Jun Fudou as the violent and gruesome beating utterly flattens the rest of Team Saturn. Hell Girl and Sailor Moon stare blankly at each other as Hell Correspondence and the Inner Senshi toss a bloodied Team Saturn out of the ring. The two supergroups stand united as Ayeka cackles loudly enough for the entire arena to hear. They glance over as Lina Inverse makes her own entrance, staring down the ramp. They try to goad her into coming down... but all she does is raise her fist in the air. As she does, the entire Hardcore division... Agent Paper, Forte Stollen, Radical Edward, Milly Thompson, Ayanosuke, Rena Ryuuguu, Rosette Christopher, Melfina and Utena Tenjou... all emerge and run past Lina Inverse, all carrying baseball bats covered in barbed wire, with Utena carrying two.
Konata: Now that's one hell of a cavalry!
The Hardcore division barrels out and Utena hands one of her 'Barbies' to a recovering Pluto, and the entire Hardcore division rolls into the ring, swinging away as the Hell Correspondence and Inner Senshi alliance roll out of the ring and disperse into the crowd. This leaves Ayeka, cornered in the ring by all the former Hardcore champions. They all stare her down as Haruka Gracia makes her entrance, standing beside Lina Inverse on the entrance stage.
Haruka: Thank you for the assist, sweethearts. Now while the Inner Senshi and Hell Correspondence matches are set in stone, I've still got a couple of matches to announce... including one with you, Ayeka. Yes, anyone who has wrestled in an EBW sanctioned match before is coming back, and you did have one sanctioned match at Session 13, a losing effort to Ryoko. So you're not only coming back, but this time it's going to be a fair fight. It's going to be a Hardcore affair, because as I said earlier, I do appreciate Hardcore. In fact, she might be the most hardcore EBW bishoujo to never win the Hardcore title. Princess Ayeka, payback is a... well, you know. And at EBW Forever, you'll be facing payback in the form of a Hardcore match... with former General Manager Ukyo Kuonji!
Konata: Whoa, Forever seems to be getting better and better every minute. We'll be right back!
Ayeka stares up the ramp in shock as Ukyo emerges from the entrance curtain, standing beside Lina and Haruka, hauling out her okonomiyaki cart. Ukyo glares down at the ring, locking eyes with a terrified Ayeka as she starts pouring out okonomiyaki batter on the grill. The Hardcore division rolls out and lines up on the entrance ramp, waiting to place their order as the show fades to a break.
Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling: Episode twenty-five. How Long is Forever?
The camera fades in on the ring area, but all the lights are off...except for one light that shines right in the middle of the ring, shining on Konata Izumi, who's got a microphone in her hand.
Konata: Tonight's going to be our final free TV show. And I, on behalf of all of Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling, want to say thank you. Not just our loyal viewers, but to America for hosting us for so long after the earthquake and the tsunami and nuclear disaster that followed. Next week begins the finale, EBW Forever, which will take place in the old EBW Arena, so tonight we not only say goodbye to our TV deal, but goodbye to the Rising Sunshine Arena here in Florida. 26 episodes was kinda planned from the beginning, we didn't expect clearance to do Gaiden as well. EBW Forever, our final show, is going to literally have every single woman who's ever wrestled in an EBW sanctioned match. Ever! That's over 50 girls, by my count. And that's way too much for one night. So our last big announcement is that EBW Forever will be two nights long. Two back-to-back Pay-Per-Views, for the price of one, whether you're watching live on Pay-Per-View or will be in the arena itself. So instead of one more week of action after tonight, you're gonna get two, whether you bought the Pay-Per-View or are gonna be at the event itself, for no extra charge. Your ticket is good for both nights! It's the least we can do in our ongoing quest to give you more than you bargained for. Thank you.
Konata tosses the microphone out of the ring and bows deeply. The lights come back on, and the traditional intro of hard rock, pyro and applause rain out as Konata runs out of the ring and to her announcer's table, putting on her headset. As she adjusts and tests the sound levels, Utena Tenjou emerges, making her entrance. She's followed by Radical Edward and Rosette Christopher, all three holding kendo sticks. The three roll into the ring, Rosette making the sign of the cross and Edward dancing and partying around as Utena strikes a noble pose.
Konata: I'm sorry for being overly dramatic; we're getting to the end, so I thought it'd be a big deal. But what's also a big deal is tonight, we've got an amazing pair of main events tonight... this first half of the night ends with the Hell Correspondence sinking their teeth into the Outer Senshi before their big battle with Saturn, Lain, The Major and the Devil Lady at EBW Forever.
Rena Ryuuguu's music hits, and the Hinamizawa native makes her entrance, followed by the long-forgotten ninja Ayanosuke and the ballistic Angel Brigade member Forte Stollen, all three holding kendo sticks as well. The three roll into the ring, and a six-woman brawl immediately ensues.
Konata: And our final TV main event is epic... Osaka and Ryoko, opponents in the EBW Forever main event, team with #1 Contender Lina Inverse to take on Full Moon champion Sailor Moon... wow, last week, Sailor Moon admitted to some scary stuff, not the least of which is that she pulled the red thread to try to damn Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling to hell... teams with longest reigning champions of any kind in EBW history, the reformed FLCL. Wonder how they're going to work together. Just like I wonder how tonight's participants are gonna work together. It's three on three with all former Hardcore champions!
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As with most hardcore tag matches where tags were actually unnecessary, the action quickly split amongst the competitors. As the duel between Radical Edward and Forte Stollen stayed in the ring, two separate brawls spilled out immediately out of the ring. One of these brawls, between two kendo stick wielders Utena Tenjou and Ayanosuke, not only spilled out of the ring, but the two ended up swinging at each other and climbing into the crowd! The crowd in the immediate front row was parted and moved by the ring crew as Utena and Ayanosuke swiftly swung and swiped at each other with their kendo sticks. Eventually Ayanosuke slipped on a spill of someone's drink, giving Utena enough time to crack her sharply over the head with her stick, sending her down to the concrete. She hurriedly tossed her own kendo stick aside and tried to position Ayanosuke's legs in the proper position for the Duelist Lock, but a powerful kick from a downed Ayanosuke sent Utena reeling into the guard rail, and the long-forgotten ninja followed up with a nasty martial arts kick that almost took Utena's head off.
Simultaneously, things weren't looking good in the other pairing that spilled out of the ring, Rena and Sister Rosette. Rosette had grabbed Rena's head and tried to slam it in the back of the steel ring turnbuckle, but Rena slipped out of the grab, ducked behind Rosette, shoved forward and smashed Rosette's face in the turnbuckle instead. A dazed Rosette was helpless as Rena reached underneath the ring, pulling out a baseball bat covered in barbed wire. Rosette turned around just in time for Rena clock her in the face with the bat, sending her to the ground and forcing a gusher of blood from her face.
Back in the ring, Forte was using her strength and size advantage, tossing Edward around like a rag doll. She'd actually gotten Edward over her head, lifting her above her head with a Gorilla Press. Edward was able to wriggle out, however, and dropped behind Forte, shoving her with all her body weight. A surprised Forte staggered forward, stumbling out of the ring.
Ayanosuke, Forte and Rena gathered together outside of the ring. With the last ounce of strength she had, Rosette pulled a steel chair from underneath the ring and tossed it in to Edward. Edward sat it up as Utena grabbed both her and Ayanosuke's kendo sticks, slowly making her way to the group of opponents. Edward bounced off of the far ropes, leapt onto the chair, leapt onto the near ropes, turned around and backflipped in the air, somersaulting backwards with the Hacker Three-Step that slammed into all three of her opponents, knocking them all down! Ayanosuke, after her duel with Utena, was the last of her team to get up, so Edward quickly pinned her. Forte and Rena tried to get up to break the pin, but Utena played Whack-A-Mole with those kendo sticks, cracking them both in the head and sending them both back down as Edward got the pin for her team!
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Konata: Some nice, appetizing Hardcore action to kick off our night. Utena, Edward and Rosette pick up the victory. Although with no Hardcore or Tag Team title, one's gonna wonder what the point is...
Utena and Edward rush back over to Rosette, helping a bloodied Magdalene sister to her feet. Ayanosuke's team slowly rouses as well, and all six turn and look as EBW Owner Haruka Gracia and her lunar bust make their usual spectacular entrance, microphone in hand.
Haruka: Another great match from our underrated Hardcore division. Now yes, Utena did vacate the Hardcore title, but I think the Hardcore division needs to be showcased just like everybody else who's helped make Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling what it is today. So at EBW Forever next week, the first of our two nights will involve a special Hardcore Trophy match. All ten women who have held the Hardcore Title, from Agent Paper all the way to Utena, will fight for a special trophy acknowledging just who the most extreme, most hardcore, most violent bishoujo is. The six of you, plus Melfina, Agent Paper, Milly Thompson and Sailor Pluto will all fight in a 'Hardcore Checklist' match. I'll be shoving several different types of matches together all in one, and you'll have a checklist of ways to eliminate your opponents. So don't worry dearies... EBW truly appreciates Hardcore.
Haruka Gracia smirks and bows as the rest of the former Hardcore champions look at each other. The six of them disperse through the crowd in different directions as the camera cuts to one of the locker rooms... the reunion of the Outer Senshi seems to be a rather chilly one, however, as Saturn and Pluto stand on one side of the locker room, while Uranus and Neptune stand on the other.
Konata: The huge announcements keep on coming. A Hardcore Trophy match at the first night of EBW Forever. I wonder if they're gonna do something like this for the Tag Team titles as well.
Saturn: I... made such huge mistakes. I'm so sorry, Setsuna-sempai. I let darkness creep into my heart again; I hurt Osaka-chan... I guess that's why I agreed to take on the darkness of Hell Correspondence. I shouldn't have blamed you for leaving, Setsuna-Sempai.
Pluto: It's alright, Hotaru-chan... I'm here now. And while I won't be fighting with you at Forever, at least I'll be able to help you tonight. Besides... no offense, but the only reason I left was because I let myself get reckless and got injured. Haruka and Michiru, on the other hand...
Uranus: Shut your damn mouth right now, Pluto. You're lucky I don't knock your head off your shoulders after that guilt trip you tried to lay on us to get us to come back. Neptune and I have some unfinished business with FLCL and Di Gi Charat... that's it.
Neptune: Now come on, sweetheart... let's not fight in front of the children, right? Let's just go out there, plaster on a fake smile and pretend that this is the grand return of the Outer Senshi.
A few tears start to trickle from Saturn's eyes, but she wipes them away and puts on a brave face as the four walk out of the locker room. The camera cuts to the arena itself, where Hell Girl, Asuka Langley Soryu and Panty & Stocking are making their entrance.
Konata: Some serious cracks in the veneer of the Outer Senshi, but Hell Correspondence seems as tight as ever. Who could have believed that Sailor Moon was the one who pulled the red thread? We're still waiting for Osaka and Ryoko, our main eventers at EBW Forever, to get into the building. But for now, it's Hell Correspondence versus the return of the Outer Senshi!
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As soon as Hell Correspondence was in the ring, the old Outer Senshi theme kicked in, and Saturn's old stable came out for one last big entrance. As much as Saturn wanted to start the match, Pluto insisted that Saturn save her strength for EBW Forever, and started the match off against Asuka Langley Soryu. The former NERV employee started off, trying to take down the massive Pluto with a series of right hands, but Pluto ultimately stopped that with a stiff boot to the face, sending Asuka reeling. Panty and Stocking cursed Pluto out from the apron as Asuka slowly got to her knees. Pluto measured her for another big boot and thrust her leg forward, but Asuka ducked under the leg, got up behind Pluto, wrapped her arms around her waist and lifted up, slamming her to the mat with a Belly-to-Back Suplex. Uranus and Neptune watched detached as Saturn begged for Pluto to get up, and Asuka stomped Pluto in the ribs a couple of times before tagging in Stocking Anarchy.
Stocking immediately ran into the ring and, as Pluto tried to get up, nailed her in the face with a spinning martial arts kick that sent her reeling back to the mat. A couple of kicks to the ribs later, Stocking ran over and climbed onto her team's turnbuckle. As Pluto slowly got to her feet she reached out for a tag... but was so disoriented, she started staggering over to the wrong corner. Panty tagged herself in by slapping her sister's ankle, but not hard enough to knock her off. As Pluto looked up to Stocking on the turnbuckle, she didn't see Panty creep up behind her. Panty suddenly wrapped her arms around Pluto's back as Stocking leapt off of the turnbuckle, extending both legs outwards. She nailed Pluto with a vicious Top Rope Dropkick, and Panty used the momentum to arch backwards, arms still around Pluto's waist as she slammed Pluto's head and shoulders into the mat with a German Suplex. Panty kept the suplex position in, trying to pin Pluto, but Saturn ran in and kicked Panty in the legs, forcing her to break the pinfall attempt.
Stocking immediately rolled into the ring, and the two started double-teaming Pluto as Asuka ran in, assaulting Saturn with some vicious right hands. Eventually Pluto powered out, facing both Anarchy sisters, and punched them both in the gut, doubling them both over. She wrapped one arm around the back of each of their necks and fell backwards, drilling both of their heads into the mat with a Double DDT. As Saturn and Asuka traded punches, Pluto started screaming at Neptune and Uranus to help them out. To her utter shock, the two lovers simply leapt off of the ring apron and walked away from the other Outer Senshi, walking away up the entrance ramp!
As the brawl between Saturn and Asuka spilled outside the ring and Pluto stared as Uranus and Neptune walked out on the Outer Senshi, the Anarchy Sisters slowly got to their feet, Stocking rolling out of the ring as Panty tagged in Hell Girl. The brawl on the outside turned into a three-on-one beating, with the Anarchy Sisters joining in the fray. But the biggest surprise came for Uranus and Neptune... as soon as they were on the entrance stage, Haruhara Haruko emerged with guitar in hand and with one powerful swing, cracked her rock guitar over Neptune's head. Neptune fell into unconsciousness, her forehead bleeding as Uranus glared up at Haruko. Samejima Mamimi emerged from the entrance curtain as well and Uranus smirked, knowing Mamimi would want to take out her former partner. But she was shocked as Mamimi faced away, Haruko wrapped her arms around Uranus and lifted her upwards, tossing her behind her. As Uranus was in mid-air, Mamimi leapt up and wrapped one arm around the front of Uranus' neck, the two slamming her down with the most devastating tag team finisher out there, the Atomsk Drop. It seemed that after their problems and feuding, Mamimi and Haruko were once again on the same page as the two shook hands over the fallen lovers.
As Pluto watched Saturn being battered on the outside and Uranus and Neptune being assaulted on the stage, she ended up taking her eyes off of Hell Girl. Just as she turned to face Ai Enma, the leader of Hell Correspondence replied with a vicious martial arts kick to the gut, doubling Sailor Pluto over. As the reformed FLCL disappeared behind the entrance curtain, Hell Girl grabbed Pluto by the waist and lifted her up so that, shockingly, Pluto was sitting on Hell Girl's shoulders but facing the opposite direction. With her demonic strength, Hell Girl lifted Pluto up as far as her arms would allow her and slammed her down forward, smashing Pluto's back into the mat with the Straw Doll Powerbomb. With nobody to help her out or break up the pinfall, Pluto was pinned, and Hell Correspondence got a massive victory over the Outer Senshi, giving them all the momentum in the world.
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Konata: Saturn better hope that her team at EBW Forever holds up better than the big 'comeback' of the Outer Senshi did tonight, or the soul of the company might be damned to hell. And that would suck.
Hell Girl immediately gets up and rolls Pluto's unconscious body out of the ring as Asuka and the Anarchy sisters roll back in, pulling Saturn with them. Hell Girl watches as the other three mercilessly and violently stomp on Saturn... until the Devil Lady makes her entrance, running to the ring with Lain Iwakura and Major Motoko Kusanagi following behind them. The three make their way into the ring and brawl it out with the Anarchy Sisters and Asuka, giving Saturn enough time to roll out of the ring and lie bloody next to Pluto. The tide seems to be turning... until Princess Ayeka and the Inner Senshi, lead by Sailor Moon, barrel down the entrance ramp and into the ring.
Konata: This sick alliance...
The ten-to-three odds are far too much for Kusanagi, Lain and Jun Fudou as the violent and gruesome beating utterly flattens the rest of Team Saturn. Hell Girl and Sailor Moon stare blankly at each other as Hell Correspondence and the Inner Senshi toss a bloodied Team Saturn out of the ring. The two supergroups stand united as Ayeka cackles loudly enough for the entire arena to hear. They glance over as Lina Inverse makes her own entrance, staring down the ramp. They try to goad her into coming down... but all she does is raise her fist in the air. As she does, the entire Hardcore division... Agent Paper, Forte Stollen, Radical Edward, Milly Thompson, Ayanosuke, Rena Ryuuguu, Rosette Christopher, Melfina and Utena Tenjou... all emerge and run past Lina Inverse, all carrying baseball bats covered in barbed wire, with Utena carrying two.
Konata: Now that's one hell of a cavalry!
The Hardcore division barrels out and Utena hands one of her 'Barbies' to a recovering Pluto, and the entire Hardcore division rolls into the ring, swinging away as the Hell Correspondence and Inner Senshi alliance roll out of the ring and disperse into the crowd. This leaves Ayeka, cornered in the ring by all the former Hardcore champions. They all stare her down as Haruka Gracia makes her entrance, standing beside Lina Inverse on the entrance stage.
Haruka: Thank you for the assist, sweethearts. Now while the Inner Senshi and Hell Correspondence matches are set in stone, I've still got a couple of matches to announce... including one with you, Ayeka. Yes, anyone who has wrestled in an EBW sanctioned match before is coming back, and you did have one sanctioned match at Session 13, a losing effort to Ryoko. So you're not only coming back, but this time it's going to be a fair fight. It's going to be a Hardcore affair, because as I said earlier, I do appreciate Hardcore. In fact, she might be the most hardcore EBW bishoujo to never win the Hardcore title. Princess Ayeka, payback is a... well, you know. And at EBW Forever, you'll be facing payback in the form of a Hardcore match... with former General Manager Ukyo Kuonji!
Konata: Whoa, Forever seems to be getting better and better every minute. We'll be right back!
Ayeka stares up the ramp in shock as Ukyo emerges from the entrance curtain, standing beside Lina and Haruka, hauling out her okonomiyaki cart. Ukyo glares down at the ring, locking eyes with a terrified Ayeka as she starts pouring out okonomiyaki batter on the grill. The Hardcore division rolls out and lines up on the entrance ramp, waiting to place their order as the show fades to a break.
Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling, Episode 25
How Long Is Forever?
How Long Is Forever?
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