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A promo reel opens up the Anime Wrestling Trilogy’s final night... a look at the four women who came to define EBW’s Revival.  The show cuts to the arena proper as pyro, lasers, applause and the theme for the night, “Lyrically Fit” by Big Punisher and company, blare out, panning to... Milfeulle: I’m honored to be here... even if I’m one of the only ones.  Milfeulle Sakuraba, Goddess of AQPW, here at our final show, “Final Battle”.  I don’t think anyone could have predicted that all four competitors tonight don’t include any of the Anime Wrestling Trilogy’s goddesses.  There ar

Welcome to the WBL Studios directory!  For the full effect, please feel free to listen to "Inside the Castle Walls" from the Mario 64 Soundtrack while you peruse the directory. This is a listing of the different folders you can check out, with all different types of stories from all eras of WBL Studios.  Traditionally, new work goes right in the featured folder, but after all of a certain set is posted, it will go into its own folder.  Here's a simple directory. This directory will be updated regularly.  Please check back routinely! The Vault The Vault is a re-posting of classic e-fed stories from th

A promo reel opens up the Anime Wrestling Trilogy’s final night... a look at the four women who came to define EBW’s Revival.  The show cuts to the arena proper as pyro, lasers, applause and the theme for the night, “Lyrically Fit” by Big Punisher and company, blare out, panning to... Milfeulle: I’m honored to be here... even if I’m one of the only ones.  Milfeulle Sakuraba, Goddess of AQPW, here at our final show, “Final Battle”.  I don’t think anyone could have predicted that all four competitors tonight don’t include any of the Anime Wrestling Trilogy’s goddesses.  There ar

I refuse to let my past dictate my future.  There isn't a person on this planet that should let a past nightmare dictate or cloud their future dreams. ~CM Punk --- Five years is a long time to hold in your pain. It was a little over five years since Ellis died.  Yet there she was, standing right in front of Kikyo, her scar-ridden body looking just at young and agonized as the day she'd jumped off that bridge.  Christmas 2006, Kikyo remembered.  The night she lost her dear charge and the world lost the greatest and most tortured female wrestler it'd ever seen. Kikyo didn't see that Ellis had let her hair grow long.  That it was pouring ra

At 6'2", 255 pounds of rock-hard, shredded muscle, the physique of the one known as Atma, the behemoth formerly known as Requiem, defied all convention.  But Atma had made a career out of defying convention, as well as the odds. When she'd last made her appearance known to the wrestling world at large, back in the summer of 2007 with a brief appearance during the Kid Syndicate invasion, she was only up to 230, which was amazing in and of itself.  But she'd seemingly hit her own personal wall at 255, and decided that hovering around that level of amazing muscularity and sexuality was enough.  Because if you looked upwards past that massive ph

Billy Kane and Ryuji Yamazaki were getting somewhat of a sense of déjà vu, sitting across from a woman named 'Mary' at a ratty late-night diner in Southtown talking about the day's fight.  But this woman was a far cry from their old '97 Special' partner Blue Mary.  This woman, Mary X, was a tall, muscular, huge-breasted engine of destruction the likes of which Southtown had rarely seen, her massive breasts barely contained in a black sports bra, and those powerful legs clad in black denim jeans.  The ice-cold cage-fighting queen took a bite of her steak, keeping her one eye on Billy and Yamazaki. "It was goddamned brilliant!" Ryuji

Kid Syndicate: You're Gonna Go Far, Kid. 4 years later... Kirie Takeshi (a.k.a. Kid Grudge, Yurei and G. Yurei) took the closing of HDW to be a sign.  She ended up returning to Japan to talk to her former bandmates, Yuki and Yuri Tokugawa, and a deal was inked to bring back Yurei's Hell Train with Dave Grohl substituting on drums for the late Aoi Marx for their comeback album.  After making her brief appearance with Kid Galaxy as The Haunting a couple of months later in the XWA, Kirie and Reiko parted ways and the reformed Yurei's Hell Train ended up staying in America so they could work with Grohl on "YamaBarai R".  The album was an amazin

So Lola Johnson begat Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper begat Tempura Dashi and Tempura Dashi begat the end of the Studios' legacy.  In the end, the story of Gold Legacy wasn't just the story of some of the unsung champions of WBL Studios and the E-Fed world writ large; it was the story of the end of an era in the E-fed world.  An era which, some would say, it still hasn't recovered from. After Chloe won her title, she took it and disappeared back into the night.  Nobody has heard from her since... which, as an assassin, may mean business is either really good, or really bad. Lola Johnson's story ended up far happier... the 180 pound wall of cheerful

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or series. Extreme Bishoujo Wrestling: Episode twenty-six. The Final Pay-Per-View: EBW Forever: Night Two! The camera fades in to the left hallway, where the Devil Lady is taking a long look at her Heart of Japan title.  Lina Inverse emerges from the far end, holding her own Full Moon title. Konata: Welcome back to EBW Forever, Night Two... that was the final break of our final night... Lina: You know... I really like yours better.  But I'll settle for this one.  Congrats. Devil Lady: Thanks.  I'm gonna go in the old General Manager's office so I can watch the main event... Lina nods, fo

The screen eventually goes back to normal, and cuts, along with the feed (The video screen above the entrance usually shows what the audience at home sees, so the live audience isn’t left out) to the backstage ‘area’ with the trucks, including the one where Asuka has locked herself in the cab.  The camera pans across to show that Chiri Kitsu has set up not one, not three, but five wooden folding tables, one on top of each other, next to the semi Asuka has locked herself in.  The participants for the main event of the night, Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga and Milfeulle Sakuraba, stand next to Chiri and look up at it in surp

Platinum Otaku Wrestling: Episode Thirteen PPV Grand Finale: The River Before the show itself starts proper, a video reel over the mournful strains of “Megalovania (Vocal Cover)” by Adriana Figueroa plays.  It starts with Lady Oscar holding her European Championship, staring down Aisha Clanclan as the World Heavyweight champion after she’d just slaughtered Misty in the main event of The Flop.  It fades to Motoko Kusanagi, leader of the Bullet Club, looking regretfully at the Hardcore championship as Koko smirks at the shambles of the failed invasion at Ballad of the Bullet Club.  It cuts to Oscar, Tomoko and Kiri teaming u

Eternal: Chapter One The middle-aged gentleman, immaculately dressed in suit and tie, tried his best to keep his composure as he faced down the small, shrinking figure across from him.  He scratched his goatee, almost as if trying to figure out this being across from him... what was to come, for him, for her, for WBL Studios and all the wrestlers working there.  Although his show was broadcast on the WBL Studios channel, channel 200, on Sirius Satellite Radio, he'd never really paid attention to wrestling... until, at least, this girl showed up.  Then her story fascinated him.  A story that was coming to an end, he thought as the technicians

{Wrestling is scripted.  It’s not a big surprise anymore, it’s openly acknowledged.  And as with every live performance, sometimes things go horribly wrong.  Especially if one particular performer can’t hold it together.  Hardcore fans of actual wrestling may have noticed that something was particularly strange about the ending of Osaka’s Sports Fest... and may have picked up that “Kayfabe”, the wrestling term for being “In Character”, was shattered because Ryoko Hakubi was seriously impaired.  As with any good live performance, the show must go on, and things have to be covered.} {One trick th